Boycott New Year's Resolutions!

So there year's coming to a close and all of the sudden everyone is going around making "New Year's Resolutions." All the things they've been too lazy to do all year, they are vowing to do right in the coming year. How silly is this people? No one's gonna actually follow them, it's just some hip trend to impress the neighbors. That's why I'm making a New Year's Resolution that I won't make any New Year's Resolutions! And that I'll work out three times a week this year.