I hate it when i can't get there in time

It happened again yesterday. You think with two bathrooms I'd be able to get to it in time. This sucks. Well, it got all over one of the couch cushins. Luckily no one was around this time. I've been really lucky with that. Anyways, i wiped it up the best I could and flipped the cushin around. I just hope no one else in the house can smell anything from it, cuz I can't really tell that kind of thing. I looked online and found a few excersizes I could do to help the problem.

I think Joel is gay

I've been reading some books on homosexuality and they have been really interesting. There were no pictures, which was a plus. Anyways, it listed some signs that someone close is hiding homosexual tendencies. Anyways, and I know this sounds out there, but I'm almost convinced that Joel is gay. He's got 12 of the 14 characteristics. I'm worried now about his relationship with Melissa, because this means it's all a fraud. I don't think it's right for him to try to hide his feelings by dating a girl, which is apparentely exactly what he's doing. I read this could turn out bad. I'm thinking about confronting Joel about his sexual orientation. I don't know what he'll think of it. The important thing for me is to make sure I don't make it worse for him or shame him when I bring it up in ManShare. Also, i want to talk to Melissa about this before Joel to get her take on it because she knows him better than I do.

This is the first and greatest blog ever created.

This blog is intensely personal. I do not want anyone reading it. It is for me and for me alone. If anyone read this, I might as well just die. I would feel dead already. My blog is like my own body--for me only. I don't want anyone else to read my blog, to see my blog, to think about looking at my blog. It is mine. And eventually it will be big. So there's a lot to not see, but no one better see it. It is mine. Personal? Yes. Private? Yes. Blog? Absolutely. Please, if you are reading this, and you are not me, and you know who you are, do not read my personal, private, secret, personal blog. If anyone read this, I might as well just die. I only write in here becuase my thoughts burn within my heart and bowels and other areas and i need to express them to myself--myself alone. This is for no one else but me. And me is not you. Trust me.