This is the first and greatest blog ever created.

This blog is intensely personal. I do not want anyone reading it. It is for me and for me alone. If anyone read this, I might as well just die. I would feel dead already. My blog is like my own body--for me only. I don't want anyone else to read my blog, to see my blog, to think about looking at my blog. It is mine. And eventually it will be big. So there's a lot to not see, but no one better see it. It is mine. Personal? Yes. Private? Yes. Blog? Absolutely. Please, if you are reading this, and you are not me, and you know who you are, do not read my personal, private, secret, personal blog. If anyone read this, I might as well just die. I only write in here becuase my thoughts burn within my heart and bowels and other areas and i need to express them to myself--myself alone. This is for no one else but me. And me is not you. Trust me.